“Dude we don’t have a substance abuse problem, if anything we have a Subway abuse problem, we destroy five dollar footlongs.” —Blake, Workaholics (via gohomeandbeafamilyman)
- Lana: Archer... ARCHER!!!
- Archer: WHAT?! Whoa.. what have I been doing?
- Lana: Chain smoking joints the size of tampons.
- Archer: Ew.